Saitama

"I’ll leave tomorrow’s problems to tomorrow’s me."

"100 pushups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run!"

"Did you see a butt naked man run past us? Must have evacuated mid-bath."

"In exchange for power, maybe I’ve lost something that is essential to being human."

"What’s the matter? You don’t like Udon?"

"Do you know what he said to me today? 'Never heard of you.' Never!"

"OK."